Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Holy shit dude........stairs
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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