but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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