Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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