I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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