spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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