you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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