if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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