ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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