I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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