Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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