I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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