i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hippo gnu deer
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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