hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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