Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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