Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she peed on how many people?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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