I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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