She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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