i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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