Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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