hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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