i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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