I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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