just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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