Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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