On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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