Do vagina's smell?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's the barista slut.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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