do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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