I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Floor bacon is actually really good
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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