if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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