doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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