i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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