My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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