I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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