I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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