Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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