At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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