would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
jump out the window naked night went bad
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