Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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