is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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