So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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