Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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