he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Shame is for Republicans.
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