Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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