Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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