So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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