Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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