At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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