"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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