She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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