Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How naked do you want me to be?
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