holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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