Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Randomize