I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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