I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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