They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
should my penis look like a turkey
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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