Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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